Wage_Slave

I for one can't wait for him to break it.

because he's gonna break it in fantastic fashion rendering every darwin award moot in the wake of how fucking stupid it's gonna be.

Remember that pic of the woman beheading a dummy while riding a bike?

Here is the more darker reasoning for it.

Narcoleptic here. Not bad, but I'd jus..... lik.....t ..ad......zZzZzZZZZZzzZZz..zZZZZz

I don't want those fuckers anywhere near my kids. Not only are they fucking nuts, but this is the kind of shit that always winds up with a bunch of pedos "protecting the children"

Those people are what mental illness look like.

That was a delight to read.

like reading a rainbow.

The mini, due to it's small size and easy to boof design I think would make it the most cancerous of the designs.

Imagine, finally being able to boof your iphone and then the battery goes full spicy pillow and pops. And the inside of the battery is where the real cancer magic happens.

Pretty embarrassing stuff if you ask me.

Been playing since '94. Addictive? Yes!

And so much so, it's amazing. One of my top game series of all fucking time!

Grab a biscuit cutter and pack it 'til it's filled

Largely relatable, too. I was never interested in a lot of things until (attractive woman) said something and holy shit, got pretty interested.

And more often than not learned something pretty fucking cool as I got shot down.

It's not even their company and just the suggestion here has their legal teams on high alert and ready.

Steve could go by Teve

Just don't make eye contact and have plenty of strawberry jam on hand to muck up any communications.

Let the man meme his mods in peace for chists sake!