VitoRobles

joined 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yep. Nobody cares. Having been to nude beaches, nobody really cares.

The small fraction of people who do judge are reflecting their own insecurities.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago

It's absolutely the best time to be a grifter.

Say a few magic words like "Daddy is coming." And "That'll trigger the libs". Wear a MAGA hat. Go on social media to create pure outrage porn like, "Look at how we used to live before OBAMA."

Then sell expired aspirin for 10x the price and buy a farm.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Theres a guy I know who focuses on always getting high numbers. He's one of those startup weirdos.

Bragged that he got 100 likes with his new shirt.

Bragged that his photo of his smoothy got major engagement and was trending.

It seems exhausting to constantly perform like that.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn, so DOGE didn't do anything positive except fire a thousand people, confuse a lot more, and now we still don't have enough air traffic controllers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I remember buying a Sony mp3 CD player with 5-second skip delay for $80.

Everyone was still using regular CD players with their 80 minutes of audio, carefully holding their precious device.

While I was living like a god, playing over twenty hours of music, dropping my player over and over, without losing a beat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I'm full of micro plastics.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

We are all Japan on this day.

Konnichiwa bitches.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You're never too young to have a midlife crisis. Have two or three.

Ham radios are awesome though and that's less of a midlife crisis hobby, and more of a crisis hobby.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait, BDSM is a group event?

I thought it was more like a partner tennis, not community soccer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Ah thank you! today I learned. Also learned that I'm part of the inferior fwd race.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

30yo kind of have their lives together.

Have a coffee. Just chat like people. Expand your network. The worse that can happen is you shut it down.

From my own perspective, there will be a generational gap. I'm 40, and I can connect with someone around that age. But lower than 30 or older than 45, the connection is platonic.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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