ValiantDust

Jetzt wollte ich was dazu lernen und die Perspektive verstehen, aus der der Witz witzig sein könnte, ohne dass es auf "haha, Frauen = Sexloch" rausläuft. Aber dabei kannst oder willst du mir wohl nicht helfen.

Dann erklär mir den Witz doch mal.

Warum nicht gleich Fickloch, wenn wir schon dabei sind, Frauen auf ihre Geschlechtsteile zu reduzieren? Manchmal ist es schon echt widerlich hier.

There used to be this thing going around on pre-smartphone phones (via Bluetooth, I assume) that showed a pocket watch closing and when it was fully closed, the phone shut down. We all thought it was hilarious to send it to as many people as possible and watch them panic. I don't even know what format it was to look like a normal gif or video and do that. I certainly didn't even care back then.

and that you have another dispensery you can go to for a while if she says no

This is an important point. When asking someone out, they should have the ability to escape the situation, if they want to. Both in the actual moment of being asked out and in the greater scheme of things. She can't really escape, if she has to serve you as a customer.

I'm not sure, because I don't really know, what Find My can do (I think it's an Apple app, right?) What you can do with KDE Connect is make your phone ring to locate it. You can't access the phones location. I hope that was remotely helpful.

OpenStreetMap is amazing. I always use the maps when I want to know details about some place. Much more detailed than Google Maps.

ETA: Especially when you want to go somewhere on foot or by bike, because Google Maps kinda sucks at showing footpaths etc.

In my case Linux. But as far as I know there is a Windows App as well. Though I can't tell you if it's any good. Maybe there is something for MacOS, too, but I'm not sure.

KDE Connect

I can share files, links and clipboard items between my phone and my computer. Use my phone as remote control while watching stuff. I see phone notifications on my computer and don't miss calls when my phone is in silent mode while I'm at my PC. It has made my life so much smoother.

I'm always surprised at the huge taboo about nudity. A while ago I read some comments about a Swedish TV show and some people were complaining how unnecessary it was that you could see a guy's naked butt for a moment. I hadn't even noticed when watching.
It's surprising because at the same time US media is often labelled as (over-)sexualised.
I know that opinions on nudity also vary a lot across Europe, some might even be very close to opinions on the US. But for me personally it comes as a surprise because there is often controversy about something I wouldn't even have noticed.

Mir ging es eigentlich eher darum, wenn man dann doch mal im Freien ohne Zufluchtsort ist und ein Gewitter aufzieht. Aber ja, das zu vermeiden folgt natürlich auch den Empfehlungen.

Im Grunde ist das wahrscheinlich auch ein bisschen, warum diese Frage bei mir aufkam: man liest immer dieses in die Hocke gehen etc. Aber im Grunde kommt man eigentlich selten in eine Situation, in der das relevant wird und deshalb fühlt es sich so an, als würde diese Empfehlung nie befolgt.