V0ldek

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

This is just indulgences for the XXI century. Rich tech idiot's equivalent of Paulie from the Sopranos donating tons of money to his local church to not end up in hell for his many sins.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Will GiveWell empower any poor people that it might have harmed to file a grievance?

I laughed at loud at the idea of the top rated charity on GiveWell being a common fund for a class-action against GiveWell to stop them from harming even more people.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

None of this tomfoolery would matter if it weren’t for the tech billionaires.

This is going to be the subheading in future history books talking about the XXI century.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Want to be in charge of the US criminal justice system?

I have zero qualifications, but I'm also not a bloodthirsty vengeful old guy, so it'd probably be a net improvement.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Turns out being a fucking sociopath is a good indicator of reoffence, who would've thinkity thunked.

Give him 50 years of being forced to talk to a normal person that swats him in the head with a newspaper every time he says "expected value", we can rehabilitate this boy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I don't know who the original poster Polynya is, but

I’ll begin by saying - obviously, there’s good in crypto.

That's the most non-obvious claim you could make. Citation needed.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I now require Balaji to put a video of him saying "I have a micropenis" three times onto an immutable blockchain to prove that he is not state controlled.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I hosted a single Linux VM on the free student's subscription and didn't hate it.

AWS was a nightmare on the other hand. At least a VM on Azure is called an Azure VM and not Elastic Rubber Evolution 2: Blue Artemis Service.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Azure is great and doesn't require you to use Windows. I will not stand for such slander.

Also I love how literally no one can remember that IBM also has a cloud.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

V0ldek, the largest poster in the Sneer industry, announced a strategic expansion of his big swinging dick. This significant move underscores V0ldek's dedication to advancing Sneer accessibility and efficiency, further solidifying his role as a pioneer in shaping the future of Sneering.

With a dick length exceeding 100cm (according to V0ldek) and a reputation for strategic investments in diverse subreddits, including SneerClub and Buttcoin mining, V0ldek continues to demonstrate his commitment to calling out bullshit.

posted on v0ldek.com by V0ldek

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why is this article written from a third-person perspective?

26 March, 2024 — Tether Operations Limited (Tether), the largest company in the cryptocurrency industry, announced a strategic expansion of its AI focus,

Bitch, YOU are Tether! I'm reading this on tether.to! Who you think you foolin' mate?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Just to underscore this, the Bible explicitly condemns male-on-male homosexuality and doesn't even mention female-on-female.

Although a true white chad society like ancient Greece understands that there's nothing more manly than the love between two men.

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