V0ldek

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

it will have to be airtight but also its connection to ice will have to be so

just flex tape it bro why you so negative

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

expedient

Bananas jammed into computer fans should be involved somehow.

You make a tough ask.

This actually sounds like a hard problem. How much are we willing to sacrifice expediency in the name of the Sneer? Or should maybe the laughs take a cut to make the plan more feasible? Hard, qualititative analysis is needed. In this paper, we...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The machines are super-humanly good at the things they’re good at. That’s not too surprising; so is a forklift.

Amazing quote, I'm gonna steal it.

Where is my Big Forklift lobby. What's your P(doom) from forklifts lifting us so high we escape the atmosphere and all die. Should there be a ban on forklift development?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hey, haven't seen a proof of god's non-existence today yet, thanks!

extreme psychic damage trap

Submissives, I want you to start planning your New Year’s Eve now. Make sure you have some time alone, or some time with a partner who fully accepts your wonderful nature. But most of all, I want you wet, or hard, and especially obedient, starting now. And I want you to know how much I enjoy putting you in this state of mind. It starts now, but will get more intense by Thursday night. Expect to be a quivering, throbbing, wet mess by then.

How did that make you feel?

Queasy.

This is quite literally "creep discovers dirty-talking, thinks it's a superpower even though he's terrible at it".

EDIT: From Part 3:

So today I am only talking to the perhaps 20% of you who were turned off by this series.

Bwahahahaha! That's some funny shit mate, I've seen many bollocks number straight from between them buttocks, but this is fuckin' choice.

If you see a train entering a tunnel, think of it as nothing but transportation.

Hey mate, I think... I think that's what most normal people do? I sometimes imagine an action hero standing on top and fighting a villain before the tunnel slams them in the heads but that's just me. What do you think about, Scott? Don't answer that. please

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

My candidates, in no particular order:

  • crap
  • bullshit
  • bollocks
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

who believes he can hypnotize women into having sex with him

Wait I missed this, he believes what?

Now this is doubly funny.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Under this, let's charitably call it, "interpretation", the Schrödinger cat analogy makes no sense, surely THE CAT is bloody conscious about ITSELF BEING ALIVE??

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can an observer be a single photon, or does it have to be a conscious human being?

The former. I'm glad we can stop the article right there and go home.

What the fuck is this question even? What the fuck is "conscious"? Do you think in the double-slit experiment we closed a guy inside the box to watch?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Regulatory agencies have been green lit to use brute force investigations, prosecutions, intimidation, and threats to hobble new industries, such as Blockchain.

Wow, Andreesen Horowitz, guy who wouldn't acknowledge government repression if a working class person was being bludgeoned with police batons in front of his eyes, thinks he was persecuted for Blockchain.

Makes it sound as if The Gobment sent SWAT teams to sieze the Means of Tax Deduction out of SBFs bloodied hands and then set fire to his luxurious Bahama mansion, whereas the reality is that they... Mostly looked at all the fraud for years until they had enough pages of stern words to warrant an indictment after it all collapsed to shit and people couldn't get their money back.

This guy would've been on Madoff's side, crying persecution on his arrest, wouldn't he?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That’s not how it works now but it’s a weird assertion to make about an unknown new generation of AI.

Your quote is about LLMs, not "an unknown new generation of AI". Research on LLMs dates back at least to 1990s, they're neither new nor unknown.

What Strawberry apparently is, is a machine that reasons, which is NOT similar to what Open-AI ever claimed ChatGPT ever was.

Sammy boi claimed waaay wilder things than just "it reasons" about his grift so gtfo, this is some incredibly disingenuous apologetics for OpenAI.

Also, "apparently" is such a load-bearing word there.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Conspiration is clearly a combo of constipation and perspiration

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I wonder why they take issue specifically with articles about LGBTQ+, has to be a complete coincidence and in no way a reflection of their bigotry, huh

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