V0ldek

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

This is actually an accurate representation of most "gifted olympiad laureate attempting to solve a freshman CS problem on the blackboard" students I've went to uni with.

Jumps to the front after 5 seconds from the task being assigned, bluffs that the problem is trivial, tries to salvage their reasoning for 5 minutes when questioned by the tutor, turns out the theorem they said was trivial is actually false, sits down having wasted 10 minutes of everyone's time.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

OpenBrain "responsibly" elects not to release its model publicly to avoid it being called "underwhelming" and, to use a technical term, "gobshite".

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

It's eugenics but as a religious cult for reactionaries

Yud is that creepy nerd from your middle school who wrote disturbing fan fiction, but it wasn't just a phase and now he has the aforementioned cult

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Misogyny is the free square, easy to forget

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There's a fucking for profit that does this and it's used by the god damn USA Speaker of the House so that his son can monitor his fondling

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

While all the comments are correct, i.e. what the fuck is wrong with you, this is also wrong since it immediately leaves the duck unsupervised after the first trip. So really not sure what you're trying to prove here.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (20 children)

In my head transhumanism is this cool idea where I'd get to have a zoom function in my eye

But of course none of that could exist in our capitalist hellscape because of just all the reasons the ruling class would use it to opress the working class.

And then you find out what transhumanists actually advocate for and it's just eugenics. Like without even a tiny bit of plausible deniability. They're proud it's eugenics.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Unlike in the paragraph above, though, most LW posters held plenty of nuts in their hands before.

... I'll see myself out

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Can post only if you look like this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Bwahahaha, as I said on bsky: let them do it, can't wait to use it as a cautionary tale of why full rewrites are a terrible idea during freshman programming lectures

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Jesus christ this is so cringe, they used The One Joke three times in the first minute and that's not even the halfway point, I'm not finishing this nonsense

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

The secret is to have cultivated a codebase so utterly shit that even LLMs can make it better by just randomly making stuff up

At least they don't get psychic damage from looking at the code

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