Unbecredible

Only to be tackled by a car crash at 47 yo.

Headlines should not say "Harvard", they should name the researchers. (Rachel Greene in this case.)

I don't know why I had to write this.

That's the least optimal way to carry a rock imaginable. No wonder bruh never makes any progress.

Damn that's good lol.

Lol mission accomplished

The only thing worse than more is less, and even that is situational. Sounds cool.

It took all the way till the last sentence before I got the joke.

lmao you are laying your kids' declining academic performance directly at the doorstep of a dollar store that showed up in your town??

It would have been quite the sight.