Twitches

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Sounds gross lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Isn't the skin inside your butthole the same type skin that's in your mouth?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand cropped memes. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of memetics and linguistics most of the jokes will go over a typical reader's head. There's also the high contrast color pallette, which is deftly woven into the message. Lemmy users understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike cropped memes truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in longing for the bottom half of the text, "Join our Discord". I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the meme's genius wit unfolds itself on their smartphone screens. What fools..

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I am oddly good at hearing engine noises. If a motor or piece of machinery starts doing something different I usually hear it. I worked in manufacturing and I could usually call out a machine that was about to breakdown. Also when a part has been replaced I usually hear the difference in noise.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I've only had one pair of sketchers I used to wear everyday, but, I've had them for 5 years and they are still decent. Lineing in the inside is coming apart, but, otherwise still good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's a weird looking floppy disk

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I didn't click the link until I read this comment. It's early, took a moment to decipher the graph, but, my thought process was, oh wow! Oh no! Wtf 😬🫠

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Cheat codes, but, with "hidden" government forms lol

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (17 children)

Question for the Europeans/ those knowledgeable. When living over there, do you basically have some form of public transit that will just about take you anywhere you want to go?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I've seen you post this 3 times now and each one has about 15/16 down votes. Either you can't see down votes or your trying to rile people up.

This one -22 down votes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Nice little limerick.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What is this fruit bar you're talking about? I have Terminator and I don't have any kind of red fruit bar at the top of mine.

Edit: did a search, now I'm really curious why I have no red bar

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