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What is this even mean? Are the Lions supposed to eat the christians?

And yet it's so perfect

The article said he's basically only doing it for comedic purposes. It is funny.

Agreed only a true trump fan would use a gun, America!

I'll read it later

Personally when I use a bidet I use a small bit of toilet paper to dry. That's sufficient to tell me that I'm clean. And I'm happy to say I don't get poop on my hand.

Ok, so purely logically speaking. With that much poop on your hand you would have to have a relatively deep sink so you don't splash poop water. You would have to wash your hands for more than 20 seconds and scrub under your fingernails. You should probably use an antiseptic soap. Wash up to your elbow in a deep sink that doesn't allow for splashing of water. Make sure to scrub soapy water under and around your fingernails very well. You would essentially have to do a pre-surgery hand washing.

Biggest safety hazard I would say would probably be to other people. Not cleaning up afterwards well enough would probably be pretty common. People here in the United States and normal modern bathrooms regularly don't wash their hands it's a pretty big leap to assume everyone is being sanitary with this practice.

Could it be a sanitary practice, probably. Is it a sanitary practice, probably not.

This is a perfect way to do things in my opinion

Separate finances and financial transparency are 2 different things.

I thought it was when the orcs were near

Otherwise this is hilarious

Edit: I am ashamed of my ignorance, 😞 I'm sorry I have exposed you all Thank you for setting me straight

We're talking about Christian nationalism here.

Cool, thank you!