Twinkletoes

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27 August 2024 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I love this because it reminds me of something my mother explained to me when I was young… Watching the Dustin Hoffman movie, Little Big Man… Natives would tag soldiers to show them that they could’ve killed them but didn’t, to prove they were the greater warrior. The implication was that the soldiers should back off but we all know how that worked out…

Well, how are the rhinos doing now?

This is peak Farside humor

Why has badminton become a code for sex in Hong Kong? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Shuttle that cock!

Jack Black and Paul Rudd circling new ‘Anaconda’ movie at Sony in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

My anaconda don’t want none unless it’s got Paul Rudd, hun. 🐍

Supposed Pixel 9a images leak hinting at removed camera bar, boxy design in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

🔥 iPhone 4 design 🔥

whoever first created autoplaying videos should be impaled in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Auto-impaled

Why do humans have finger/toenails? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

You ever get a head scratch from someone with nice long fingernails? 🤤

Utrecht, Netherlands, now and then in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

There’s hope

"IS THIS THE HAIRCUT FOR YOU?" - Crew Cut by MAX FACTOR - 1961 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

So butch

Young Adults Are in Crisis in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Gestures at everything

Autocorrect Rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Women are so much better than men and I love that so much but it’s just a fact of life that women are the best…

This Australian election is about cost of living, crime - and pet crocs in c/[email protected]
Chinese scientists use lunar soil to produce water, state media reports in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Just add water!

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