Twinkletoes

joined 2 years ago
[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

I love this because it reminds me of something my mother explained to me when I was young… Watching the Dustin Hoffman movie, Little Big Man… Natives would tag soldiers to show them that they could’ve killed them but didn’t, to prove they were the greater warrior. The implication was that the soldiers should back off but we all know how that worked out…

Well, how are the rhinos doing now?

This is peak Farside humor

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Shuttle that cock!

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

My anaconda don’t want none unless it’s got Paul Rudd, hun. 🐍

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

🔥 iPhone 4 design 🔥

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Auto-impaled

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

You ever get a head scratch from someone with nice long fingernails? 🤤

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

There’s hope

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago
[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Gestures at everything

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Women are so much better than men and I love that so much but it’s just a fact of life that women are the best…

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Just add water!

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