Tuxman

I’ve heard stories of two police departments confusing each other and literally get in a fighting match, so it might not be that far fetched

(Undercover drug buyers meeting undercover drug sellers … hilarity ensues)

Uniform? They all look like they raided the RealTree section of the local Walmart

He surely got more than the visions in his head… got the voices too

Well… yes actually 😅

.... called it! https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/israel-iran-conflict-06-21-25-intl-hnk

Nah… take the Iranian government, then take the Israel government… and throw them both into the Thunderdome!

Pay-per-view that shit! (And use the proceeds to help innocent rebuild their lives)

Yet they didn’t know about preparation for the October 7th attack?

Tinfoil hat mode: they let it happen to have a reason to raze Gaza to the ground.

(Sorry, that’s my "Bush did 9/11" moment)

I can do a mobile order before I even get there and just wait for it at the counter

“We need 60 Peter Dinklage clones for this next Wily Wonka instalment”

Pretty sure it’s to cover up that Teheran is already a mushroom cloud…

Perkins is the GOAT !

It’s when I started watching Acquisitions Inc that I realized how much I could improve as a DM 🤣

I picked up so much tricks and techniques just watching him run these games

Everybody who was passionate about games have left and been replaced by money-grabbing opportunists who only want to inflate the stock value, bail out and get their severance pay.

I don’t have links to it at the moment (I’m prepping dinner.. so excuse the laziness 😅) but if you search “D&D controversy” or “OGL” you’ll find plenty of discussions and analysis.

In short: they tried (but are still attempting to) bring micro-transactions and loot box mechanics to tabletop games.