Turious

Unrelated but you just said "but fuck".

Getting comfortable not owning your games?

Convenient, I already own a van. Time to put in my resignation.

I'm going to try to swallow some shotgun shells if I have to see one more article telling me to work until I die.

I stopped posting but keep the account active because a lot of the Japanese artists I follow have stopped using other sites that were once pretty standard and never moved away from Twitter. There are also some people I don't want to lose touch with that never moved away.

This story should be done and dusted but these devs keep dredging it up and coming back for more. It's really astounding.

ATT LEAST ANSWER MY CALLS. I LEFT MY GUITAR IN YOUR CLOSET AND IT WOULD BE PRETTY SICK TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

I haven't sucked near enough dicks for that one.

I was once listening to The Pillows' "I Think I Can" around a friend. Japanese band, lots of their songs are in English but you'd never know through the singer's heavy Japanese accent. He repeats the titular line a lot in the song and my friend thought he was singing "I lick my cunt."

That was 15 years ago and it's still all I hear when I listen to the song.

Put me in the dick sucking machine, please.

WE ARE. READY TO RIDE, BROTHER. AROOO.

BALEETED!