Tristaniopsis

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE FOLLOWED BY AT LEAST 6.5 SLICES OF TOASTED SOURDOUGH.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Give them a chance! They’ll hurt you soon enough.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Or maybe he just want a lick’o the ole fenty.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Far out. I hope some Silicon Valley saviour comes to the rescue.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Awesome post!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

What happens when the substandard materials fail quickly, causing potential damage to people / property?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I think he didn’t like flying and was hoping to numb himself into not panicking.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Ah! However, Your Honour! They are ENTERTAINMENT, not news.

Thus, quid pro quo, eeny meeny miny mo, Epsilon space quadrant; my client is NOT GUILTY!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

People who are noisy and lack respect for other’s sleep enrage me.

But I was only joking. It was merely a hypothetical to solve the problem.

Like: ‘could you remove the neighbour?’

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 years ago

Plus I’m far too old to be watching childrens’ cartoons. Another reason I’ve never respected it.

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