Tristaniopsis

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[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 years ago (5 children)

That’s odd because I was just at the deli, and there was only me and the owner. I bought some salami and a packet of biscuits.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

The Houthis are not the brightest pickles on the BBQ are they?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

The solution is obvious. A public declaration that any digital attacks traced to foreign entities known to be state controlled by China will be treated like an assault and act of war, and immediate retaliation with physical weapons will be ordered.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

SCIENTISTS DISCOVER ANCIENT POWER SOURCE OF MUSICAL SPELL KNOWN AS ‘WONDEWALL’

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I saw guys running trace into all the conduit in my neighbourhood, and they said it would be a couple months til we could all get fibre to the house.

2 years later… sweet fuck all.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Of course he did. Remember, he was personally told by Jebus that he was gonna be the new Moses, or something.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 years ago

I cheated on and then broke up with my girlfriend 30 years ago.

I would very much like a death penalty please.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Far out. Was it just stopping in to cash it’s pension cheque?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Perhaps the Israelis can buy VIP passes like Disneyland.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

How about AI Jazeera?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ok. Where is Judge Judy?

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