There was this one time. I saw a guy. He picked up a boot, and licked it.
“Woah.” I said to myself.
“That,” I went on, in my interior voice, “is an egregious example of boot-licking.”
That’s it. That’s my story. Subscribe and hit the ‘like’ button.
Except that sticker is never, ever coming off completely.
EVER.
Because they cannot randomly snoop? Fuck the Tamil Po po.
The yoke’s on you, consumer!
“My Precious…”
That’s really gonna confuse the MAGAts.
“Does a pope shit in the woods? Is the bear Catholic?”
How is it “head to head” if the Houthis aren’t flying advanced jets?
To be fair, Mike Johnson is a shitty human being.
What about being with a partner that you really, really love?
Edit: to the downvoters. Yeah, me neither.
Is this like the time David Cameron raped a dead pig?