TripleIris

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Sly Cooper was once my favorite video game series. I still love it, as many of us do, but it has been a long time since we've seen a new entry. In this video, I track the history of this iconic franchise and the rise of its creator, before ultimately asking what happened to Sly Cooper?

[–] TripleIris@lemmy.wtf 16 points 2 weeks ago

To be fair, I didn't think it'd take this long. I had my money on April.

 

I knew I would love Promise Mascot Agency when my new co-worker, a severed pinky finger, asked for help to murder the corrupt mayor and bury his body in the woods. It would be a good bonding exercise, she said. Pinky, which actually is her name, is a star, but this game is a veritable galaxy full of stars. Its approach to gameplay is… unique, and it doesn’t always stick the landing, but the jump itself is so impressive you can’t help but give it a 10 anyway.

[–] TripleIris@lemmy.wtf 6 points 2 weeks ago

How many of us is he going to drag to hell with him?

 

I knew I would love Promise Mascot Agency when my new co-worker, a severed pinky finger, asked for help to murder the corrupt mayor and bury his body in the woods. It would be a good bonding exercise, she said. Pinky, which actually is her name, is a star, but this game is a veritable galaxy full of stars. Its approach to gameplay is… unique, and it doesn’t always stick the landing, but the jump itself is so impressive you can’t help but give it a 10 anyway.

[–] TripleIris@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

[–] TripleIris@lemmy.wtf 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They've built not only their political career on lies and misinformation, but also their personal lives. If they did admit they were wrong, they'd not only lose their jobs but it would force them to questions every aspect of themselves, and they're far too afraid of what they're going to find to ever do that.

[–] TripleIris@lemmy.wtf 19 points 3 weeks ago

AAA gaming is dead. Indies have been carrying gaming for years now.

[–] TripleIris@lemmy.wtf 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

All three of those dudes are trying to hide their boners.

[–] TripleIris@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 month ago

Remember when Microsoft bought Activision Blizzard for $70 billion, promised there would be no layoffs, and then they've had massive layoffs every single year since? Who could have possibly seen this coming?

[–] TripleIris@lemmy.wtf 7 points 1 month ago

These are the stories that just make me give up on humanity. It's like anyone with the tiniest amount of power is an absolute shit heap and nobody can be trusted.

[–] TripleIris@lemmy.wtf 9 points 1 month ago

Clinton won the popular vote, and Harris lost because of her last minute hard-right turn alienated everyone.

 

Our Adventurer Guild is a tactical RPG that puts you in the shoes of the new master of the Adventure Guild. Rebuild this broken down institution by recruiting adventurers, equipping them, and send them on adventures to bring in gold. This is a seriously impressive game, and might be my favorite game from last year.

[–] TripleIris@lemmy.wtf 8 points 1 month ago

Next time one your friends insists that Trump voters are regretful, or somebody mentions Trump's poll numbers, show them this.

[–] TripleIris@lemmy.wtf 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

She still insists on being a Democrat, despite constantly shit-talking other Dems, instead of going independent like Bernie or starting a new party. She's always been one to yell and shout but when the time comes to actually do something, she always mysterious disappears or falls in line.

[–] TripleIris@lemmy.wtf 6 points 1 month ago (10 children)

This feels like a short-term win but a long-term loss. Carney is a centrist, a former banker that's in to a lot of conservative ideas. He feels like Biden 2.0, the conservatives only losing because of Trump's unhinged rantings. MAGA-ism has gained a huge foothold in Canada, and turning to a do nothing centrist is only going to do so much.

 

A critique of the AAA games I (Triple Iris) have played from December to March. These games include Ys X, Ys Seven, The Outer Worlds, Wolfenstein: The New Order, and Watch Dogs: Legion.

 

Games Are More Expensive Than Ever, and It’s Only Going to Get Worse

 

3D platformers had an incredible year in 2024. That momentum will continue with these five great upcoming 3D platformers! From uncovering the secrets of Yooka-Laylee's remake, a sequel to Demon Turf, and a great frog-themed Kickstarter-funded platformer!

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