Then there's a lot of the US that they're not going to function properly in.
Trebach
There is always the Don Muhlbach option. Rodgers retires, it lowers the cap hit to just this year for a prorated amount, they get to re-sign him as a coach/assistant, and they might get a compensatory pick out of it.
Brady swears this retirement is for real. Next time you see him, he'll be on a commercial or behind a booth.
He needs to be arrested, convicted, and permanently disqualified from serving in law enforcement.
Due to the circumstances of the trade deal, Mims would have to clear a high bar to make the roster.
The Lions got Mims and a 2025 7th round pick from the Jets. In exchange, the Lions would owe the Jets a 6th round pick if he made the 53 man roster.
Given his means, the terms should have included surrendering his passport and an ankle bracelet.
There was also the commercial for prostate cancer research starring Bob Monkhouse, which was released in 2007, four years after his death: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quxOMX1jl1w
At least in his case, the family granted permission to use his likeness because prostate cancer was his cause of death. An impressionist provided his voice for the commercial, not AI.
Maybe that's the point.
Urban Meyer was the head coach at the time so the assholery went all the way to the top of the program.
I can answer the last one: shredding the lot of it. Nothing on that machine can be trusted anymore.
Depends on if they still have private investors propping them up.
If they've not paid back their loans to the private investors yet, said investors are looking for their loans to be paid back and then some.