Your math is a little off. A gallon is $2.60 here. 10% will take us to $2.76. 50% will take us to $3.90.
I think the Trumpets will gargle it. The magic number is $5. They've never seen $5.
I too came here hoping comments would explain the fuck is going on. But, after reading the evasions and deflections, I feel like those steeped in internet are warning me off.
"Turn back. Take interest in something more casual like Warhammer 40K or mechanical keyboards."
Your math is a little off. A gallon is $2.60 here. 10% will take us to $2.76. 50% will take us to $3.90. I think the Trumpets will gargle it. The magic number is $5. They've never seen $5.