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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (5 children)

The recurrent laryngeal nerve. Our liquid waste evacuation tubes sharing space with our reproductive organs. Our reproductive organs being immediately adjacent to our solid waste evacuation tube. Hangnails. Acne. Teeth (god damn luxury bones).

But my go to for "if there is a god, they're not worth worshipping" is always Children's. Bone. Cancer. Those 3 words should not fucking go together.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Which then allows corporations to come in and buy up everything for ~~pennies~~ nickels on the dollar. They're going to pick the US carcass clean.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Close, but that's Texas Gov Abbott. Easy mistake, as they're both giant pieces of shit.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

I love when I'm troubleshooting something, click on a record link from like 2018, and get a modal encouraging me to "join this trending conversation!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

That's it. The rhino is fucking charging your ass.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

A hat is one thing, but at least it's not a shirt. Rhinoceroses don't wear shirts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (5 children)

They're not people, they're rhinoceroses.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Exactly! I mean, come on... completing 4'33" in 3'43" is just preposterous.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

She-Wee for the win!

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