Tolookah

Only villains trust other villains to keep their word

Weed whacker, unless I need parts or a new one, then it's a string trimmer until I need to whack more weeds

Like mid talking or listening? I've done both, but I want to know the question.

(It's easy to fall asleep when listening, but you need to be a special kind of tired to fall asleep mid sentence, or even better, dream-speak a few nonsense sentences)

I hope he says no, thus protesting your request...

Protesting immigrants seems to be their thing

I would love a few of the normal Sunday chores taken care of, not pushed off to deal with on a different day, but actually done. Bonus points for being able to sleep in. (I'm a light sleeper, so this is mission impossible level stuff)

Now it's the time where he pushes up his glasses and gets serious. He'll write a strongly worded letter.

There is one way to resolve that where everybody who matters wins...

Years ago now I used "feed baby", it worked between us both, and let us know when things happened. Also tracked weight and height if you entered it in. No idea how secure though.

Edit: I'd like to add that because of how it syncs, I could see when the baby was sleeping while I was at work. It let me feel connected.

Honestly? More scrutiny on the next votes would be a win.

I tried to ooze sarcasm, do I need more decimal points?

Nope, they are precisely, exactly, to the 5th significant digit, the same.

Honestly though, it was a trap. Vote yes and you're thanking ice, vote no and you are worse than Hitler. There should have been more abstention votes.