Tolookah

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago

Bread and circuses you say?

[–] [email protected] 120 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That stops being a fan translation at that point. (It also opens the translator up to much bigger legal problems)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Offer them crayons, they might be hungry.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Is this why they all called him a pedo, because they were getting their stuff from that username?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Don't do that to the horse, it's immortal (phone decided I was not typing immoral and corrected me several times, so I guess this horse is immortal...)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So you're saying if enough states decided to have federal referendums, it would take an amendment to remove that power from the states? (Really though, a court would squash that quick)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Only villains trust other villains to keep their word

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Weed whacker, unless I need parts or a new one, then it's a string trimmer until I need to whack more weeds

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Like mid talking or listening? I've done both, but I want to know the question.

(It's easy to fall asleep when listening, but you need to be a special kind of tired to fall asleep mid sentence, or even better, dream-speak a few nonsense sentences)

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago

I hope he says no, thus protesting your request...

[–] [email protected] 72 points 6 days ago

Protesting immigrants seems to be their thing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I would love a few of the normal Sunday chores taken care of, not pushed off to deal with on a different day, but actually done. Bonus points for being able to sleep in. (I'm a light sleeper, so this is mission impossible level stuff)

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