TheMagicalTimonini

Is this a real life lobster?

I would be so embarrassed if I were Mars. What a loser planet. Doesn't even have people.

That is very interesting. Never really thought about that.

Oh I see, you are right, thanks.

That is a very positive way to say "the oldest person in the world died"

You know what would be great? A good year for everyone who is not filthy rich.

Warum ist das denn so ein Problem für die CDU*innen?

Typisch. Den Bürgergeldempfängern werden Reichtümer zugeworden, sodass die sich sogar Luxusgüter wie Miete und Essen leisten können, aber der armer Millionär, der sich sein Geld regelrecht erkämpft, hat durch das Blut und den Schweiß seiner Arbeiter, darf sich nicht mal mehr jede Woche einen neuen Sportwagen zulegen ohne dass sein Kontostand stagniert.

As an enthusiast for both leaf soup and bean juice, it seems like most coffee drinkers think of cheap, old, dusty teabag tea, overboiled to taste like bitter vegetables in sewage water, while most tea drinkers think of pure dark overroasted burnt coffee, preground too finely (or as the worst kind of instant coffee), tasting like acid in an ash tray, like those are your only two options.

Both coffee and tea can be so terrible and also so wonderful. I guess my favorite coffee takes quite some preparation and my favorite tea cost me about as much as a junkie's crack addiction. But both can be really nice if you spend a little more money on a quality product and take the bit of effort to prepare it properly.

Dann, they can have so many avocado toasts.

Erinnert mich daran als auf die Frage hin, ob ein Produkt aus natürlichen Rohstoffen gemacht sei, die Antwort kam, es bestünde aus natürlichen Stoffen, welche jedoch synthetisch und chemisch verarbeitet wurden...

Your scientists were so preoccupied with canned chicken, they didn't stop to think if they should chicken.