Just the other day I saw this: one of the little condiment pockets from McD has a guy on it with a big mustache (it's a local thing). Below it is written: "The picture is just an illustration."
FUCKING NO SHIT, I THOUGHT THERE IS AN ACTUAL GUY IN THAT POCKET, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
And the saddest part is that it's in the EU. I thought this bullshit stays in the other part of the pond.
Or they are calling out OP because they make too much emission. As in the most notable VW bug (which was a feature).
During Christmas.
Reminds me of the old one with fried chicken: let me bathe you in your dead child.
But you do sound like an expert.
I can imagine it started that way. "Hey dude, guess what nonsense I've dreamed last night. Bet you Bert will eat it as real..."
If you feel him enough, I have news for both of you.
If the last time that dick in your hand wasn't enough proof, here you are. (Assuming you also have a dong.)
Nice try.
For a more serious answer: Quit smoking. Quit drinking. Meet more with one's child if they are far away. Eat less. Stop gambling. Stuff like this.
It could be, maybe, just maybe, and here me out here, that the comic is not the absolute, actual depiction of one's day to the second, just a generalism to get through the point. Which can be done through not too dense heads which are able to do a bit of imagination and not taking a comic literally. Geez.
It's a cartoon depiction of an old-school Hungarian man.
Edit: the text says: Strong John (Pista is as a common name as John in English)