They were supposed to open up the little hamster to watch his tiny heart beat inside its cracked ribcage.
Uh, I'm sorry, what?
You, Sir/Madam, should be awarded a Grammy for this stunning story.
MAGAts are whiny morons. They're also borderline obsessed with other people to the point that they should probably be on a list or something. Tracked at the very least.
Source: I grew up in the South, Alabama specifically.
Such an oddly specific situation... Welp, I'm entertained either way!
Could be worse, I'm intersex. I'd be totally alone, except for, like, maybe other intersex people?
This makes a lot of sense, more than I'd care to ever admit in my current belief system.
I'm late to the party, but this was pretty.
Sweet fuck, we are so doomed.
I mean, we were doomed from the start, but now we're extra fucked with a side of crazy sauce.
Yeah, main reason I dumped Reddit.
(Others being unsolicited photos of medical waste)
Ditched Reddit entirely today. Got sick of the constant crap that I keep telling it I don't want to see.
Mine apparently does. I can apparently will myself to wake up at a given time, or at least relatively close.
Well that's horrifying...