The Onion is obsolete these days.
Techmaster
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When asked to name the departments he wanted to shut down, he listed them off but couldn't even remember the name of the DOE that he later got put in charge of.
It's facetious humor. If you think being turned into a white person sucks, imagine being born one.
Trump and Rudy are on the Russian mafia side, Christie is on the Italian mafia side.
Ugh, another school shooting. Guess Dad's going to have another one of his jerk binges.
God forbid anyone actually enjoys sex. It must be really confusing to know that God gave women clitorises. Clitori?
Imagine being born looking white. It happened to me once.
Yeah but he moved on to ManBearPig.
Definitely not. Haven't you met one before?
In 2 weeks!