Techmaster

Once you have enough money you can make even more by betting against others' success.

Funny, there's a jail a couple of miles from me full of a few thousand people who would disagree with you.

wealthy*

* not really

He should have been arrested on the spot and thrown into gitmo while the courts decide what to do with the body.

How do you even write a book when you have no idea what the inside of one even looks like? For all we know the inside of her book is hollowed out to hold a gun.

The advertisers are leaving Twixxer, but don't worry, Elon, the Jews probably won't replace them.

McDonald's probably does care, but their minimum wage employees don't.

Cold McDonald's hamberders

Get in line, pal!

Some people are more equal than others.

I'll believe it when I see it. (I won't)

LIB!