Techmaster

It used to be Shithouse!

It's shaped like the 1980s Dust Buster.

You know what is even cheaper? Not adding all of that shit to it.

In China they're more like $1000

USA does not have a parliament.

George Clinton and Bootsy Collins would disagree.

He isn't convicted of anything. This is a civil trial.

That's because the inflation already happened. What you're complaining about is that there isn't any deflation.

Corporations: Well bust my buttons, why didn't you say so!? Come on in!

Being a conservative doesn't make them a cunt, being a cunt makes them conservative.

Watch what happens when people eventually discover what completely flat panels of sheet metal do in heavy wind.

There is literally a reason why no other auto manufacturer uses flat body panels on cars.

or acted as president

Checkmate! He never acted presidential, so that first term doesn't even count!