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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

People still do, but they call them scarfs or neckerchiefs. It actually works pretty well, I didn't notice my throat was getting sore in the cold until I wore one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's probably a slight mistranslation so I don't mean any offense but, I'm finding"entry-level restaurant" hilarious.

Imagine Alexander, who after years of hard work and dedication to his craft finally moves on to a professional level restaurant. On the way in he sees an overconfident novice kitted out in the newest gear, silk napkin smoldering at his side. Escaping from singed mustache hairs a rasp can be heard, "Don't eat the fire... Don't eat... The fire."

"Poor guy never stood a chance, came here having never even seen a flambe?? I've trained for this, I've got this, I might not have the best gear but those forks and knives become a part of me when it's time to dine".

Alexander reassures him self, attempting to squelch the nerves steaming from his soul.

His teeth grit, hands clench, breath ceases for just a moment upon hearing the words.

"Do you have a reservation?"

Suddenly the seriousness of the situation struck Alexander, then with a cool confident sigh he knew he would succeed. No plate, bowl, or flaming pan would stop him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey are there any sites similar to how Etsy used to be? I used to love it back in the day.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Woah what apps should I avoid? That sounds dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey it's a goomba!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Could radiation be what prevents proliferation of complex life in the universe?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I've done this in the past and it works great. Canadian coverage was much more calm and their commercials far less disruptive than what I was used to.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

We need to put people in debt in prison, until they can pay off their debts!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Are you trying to drop hints to Microsoft?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Scores and scores

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You probably won't.

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