SwiggitySwole

There's something so addicting about holding down mouse 1 with my Big Bertha flak cannon and watching an entire swarm struggle to get close

A slightly better variant on 1hp is giving them regular HP but they die when taking any damage, that way sleep doesn't knock out like 20 dudes.

Also save spells deal no damage on a success.

Stoned Ape Theory, but it's most likely just speculation.

You just keep mashing the same one or two buttons over and over and over?

Google Skinner box

Jerboa, connect, and wefwef are three I know of just off the top of my head

Depending on where you live Twix packaging has an end like this, which gives you a top of the package to orient yourself to. But that's besides the point because the ad expects you to not think about it too hard and just accept a left and right twix.

Any of the Borderlands games are fine to start from. The stories are mostly self contained, and the parts that aren't are explained in the opening cutscenes.

A 960m will probably run Borderlands 2 but definitely not with the splitscreen mod.