Swedneck

my mental battery is running out of charge, like a toy starting to move slower and slower while the speaker becomes more distorted and horrifying

for real this time, i'm gonna do it in just a minute, seriously i'm really about to do it, any minute now, hold onto your butts i'm about to recognize palestine, i'm doing i swear to god, are you ready?

mind blowing experience

sorry, that's private land, you just got shot

i mean they revived hamsters from being frozen dead in the 60's or whatever it was, by literally microwaving them, so who's to say these aren't a special breed of gagh made to come alive in the microwave?

wrong, that'd be your mom

so like, source would be good

so almost tastable then

but seriously, i wish vegeta wasn't like half salt, i can fucking add salt myself thank you. Just give me a big fuckoff bag of dried vegetable chunks.

involuntary manslaughter, and same should apply to people who drive while tired as that's basically the same fucking thing.

but more realistically it should be criminal negligence, and bar you from ever holding a license again.

wait until you hear about french people adding a space before punctuation ...

honestly basically the only thing i'm missing is the ability to control things with gestures, i just want to point at the computer and turn my hand to raise and lower volume when i'm on the other side of the room..

The sun is too gay to safely observe directly, make sure to only view it indirectly with adequate protection.