Surreal

Easiest class action lawsuit

People who think of their children and want to give them the best future but don't have the money for it don't have children. People who don't care about the future of their children, ended up having children.

This leads to more children being born with shitty parents who don't care about them.

Forget death row inmates, I volunteer as tribute

Those murderers obviously have 0 empathy for any humans beside themselves so the next best thing to convince them is to say how bad it would go for them

Spiders who are not toxic enough get eaten by other predators

I thought I was being targeted by trolls, so I wasn't the only one

All these companies playing the layoff game at the same time, destabilizing the lives of million of people and their family. Is there any report on the damage to the economy at a whole?

So a form of Enshittification

You think they bother checking thousands of employees' performances before laying them off? The only performance they check is who is better bud with management

Try AliExpress, they sell everything

How about a door that swings both way

I want painless death, not painful living