SterlingPooper

"swearing lustily at his rescuers... muttering unintelligible words"

it's me

This looks like absolutely nothing and my brain refuses to metabolize it

Wearing my 90's Bugs Bunny shirt every day until I live in a free country

The Fun Timeline is where this party takes voters from both sides and then somehow nobody can achieve a majority to pass things because all three parties dig their heels in, creating further partisan chaos

I can dream

I'm saying this constantly

Emotional sincerity on its own merits is a tough sell. I think people want to be tricked, on some level

edit: maybe it's all just performance. you have to play "yourself" to others, it's unavoidable.

🎶 Springtime for Trump and Americaaaa~

🎵 don't be stupid, be a smartie! come and join the Republican party!

"my Turkish Kebab is my most priceless heritage" -guy who started the civil war or something

Increasingly obvious that Brian Wilson was the last metaphorical piece of tape holding America together

If we can no longer effectively surf USA then we are lost as a people.

Edit: Stop DMing me about Mike Love. Kokomo is a fascist anthrm and I'm not going to elaborate

Someday we as a society will pay the price for forgetting about Rochester

"he's dead"

"I didn't even know he was sick"

Finally, candids of my favorite celebrity