Starlet
joined 4 years ago
antigrav bowling ball tits
I swear my ass is squishier today 
YYYY/MM/DD because if you sort your files alphabetically then they also go chronologically
One of the outlet covers in my house fell off when I was a kid, and I remember touching the wiring inside the walls and then getting getting my whole body electrocuted for several seconds before I pulled my hand out. It didn't hurt though, so I just left to go tell my dad. He told me not to touch it and I told him that I did. I think he was pretty concerned for a minute but I don't really remember.
Idk much about electricity but when I thought about it again like 10 years later I got the feeling I could've died that day. I don't know what would have happened if I touched it differently and couldn't pull my hand back.
This comment was kinda funny but I realized right after posting it that there's someone who could dox me with it. So just pretend I said something only moderately funny
Do you have to write like such a loser
I don't think I've used a urinal once in my life. My brain was somehow conditioned as a child to only piss when I feel porcelain on my ass
It's important that the wagging be involuntary, so they might not be that useful.