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He’s said and done far worse directly in front of a camera. Behind closed doors? I wouldn’t be surprised if he was shooting tied-down kittens in front of school children.

Saying this is a no-brainer is essentially in and of itself, a no-brainer. But yet, here we are, frustratingly attempting to educate leftists and undecided people on the dangers of “protest voting” and how cataclysmically dangerous it is to assume that you know better without ever seeming to possess the ability to simply just prove it.

We have the receipts. We know damn well what is going to happen if Trump is allowed to win.

And if you think you’re teaching someone a lesson with your withheld vote, I’ve got news for you-

A LOT of people are going to be hurt. And the ones you think it will be, the ones you’d want it to be- won’t be counted among them.

I promise you this.

I have. Every election. Yet we’re still here. Got any other suggestions?

Taking about Shill Stein.

Starts with “L,” ends with “bann.”

I’m going to be so happy when people stop talking about this degenerate rapist and he just rots into obscurity in a cold dark prison.

Let’s not use that term negatively, because in reality, they’re a LOT tougher than you think.

Awwww… you poor thing.

Man… that really bums me out. I wish we didn’t have to be here.

Someone like that defines “woke” as anything that scares them. It’s too broad a term for them to actually define without needing to go hide somewhere form the bad people that think freely.

Awwww… adorable!

Why would he. He’s probably suffering PTSD from his last failed attempt to stand and be counted amongst human beings.

He can only appear intelligent and competent at his own rallies where everyone’s knuckles drag equally along the ground.