SnarkoPolo

joined 1 month ago
[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

My wife loves a Cosmo.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 14 points 3 weeks ago

Ah yes, the "school to prison" pipeline, puh-raise JEE-zuz-ah!

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 55 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

A little late.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

Too fast. We never have enough time with them.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It will be back. I think you've got a cat.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 28 points 3 weeks ago

"I alone can make deals with Ghina! Ghina will cave bigly! The best deals! Deals that are good for everyone, billionaires and multimillionaires alike, believe me!"

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Your snark is coming right along. For inspiration, Google the great "Ghost Of Eustace Tilley." The master snarkster of the whole damn intertubes.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

That practice isn't rare in authoritarian states. George III, Stalin, Nero, probably Mao. Now TACO.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

We pay for his health care, better quality than most millionaires could dream of. His team will keep him so full of drugs, and so many secret surgeries, he will live into his 80s. His brain will be last week's taco meat, but he will live.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Those countries should frame his letters and display them in the national museum. Make Taco Boy a laughingstock.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

And if there's no more birthright citizenship, how will any of that help anyway?

At some point very soon, I see everyone having to appear before some official, fill out pages of forms, pay a fee, and take an oath in order to be registered as a citizen.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

"I don't need no one getting between a man and his betters! Why iffen I was in a union they might not let me work hard enough to support my six kids what we had cause Jesus says!"

view more: ‹ prev next ›