Slinky5737

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Simply stack the two kings (after declaring "king me," of course). You may now move the stacked kings in any direction. If a piece, including a queen, attempts to capture the stacked kings, the demotion sound from Super Mario Bros. is played, the top king is removed, and the bottom king may capture the attacking piece.

Therefore, this is not mate.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This was a challenging wank, but not an impossible one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Mother of gooooood

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pass me the shovel because I dig this hard. Thanks for sharing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Ha, look at these idiots who still think the moon is real.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

Can any of you weed smokers explain why you like weeds to me?

Am social smoker but weed has always tasted like shit to me

Work in an environment where the default hangout is my basement so naturally have to partake

"Wow I could have just had a drink" is usually my first thought after every hangout

"How do people get addicted to this shit" is usually my second thought

Have tried many, did not like a single one

lol you're just smoking glorified oregano

Suggest some to me

[–] [email protected] 138 points 2 years ago

I hope she continues to fuck around. I don't think she's had nearly enough "find out" yet.

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