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Time to stop the Israeli social experiment, or whatever the fuck it was that they tried to do.

are you willing to travel across the globe for client needs?

No, I have a fear of planes and enjoy spending time with my family after work. Is this required to get this assistant manager job at your McDonald's branch?

how many flights would it take you to get from here to x if you flew around the planet?

Sorry but I already told you I'm afraid to fly, please stop talking about it. Do you ask white people the same type of questions?

what shape is our planet?

I'll be contacting a lawyer about this.

Need for speed heat is like 4 bucks, as a former 13yo boy I woulda liked it

I know this is stupid, but I'd argue any accident while drunk is premeditated murder. You knowingly got drunk. You knowingly got behind the wheel of a ton of metal and aimed it at someone. Maybe the person wasn't chosen specifically, but your other actions are those of someone aiming to kill and preparing to do so in advance. You should be put away for the rest of your life.

And driving under the influence is attempted murder. Who gives a shit if you didn't manage to hit anyone? You still tried to kill them, you cunt.

I live in an apartment building, I'll take the person. Roaches won't stick to the attic.

... any discrepancies in the use of "year" as a 4 digit number vs a 5 digit number, are entirely a display issue (front end).

That's exactly how I read the meme. It would still require a change.

Whether that is displayed to you correctly or not, doesn't matter in the slightest. The machine will function even if you see some weird shit,

I'm not sure if this is some nihilistic stuff, or you really think this. Of course nothing actually matters. The program will still work even if the time is uint32 instead of uint64. The machine of course will still work as well. Shit, your life will go on. The earth continues to spin and this will for sure not cause the heat death of the universe. But aside from actual crashes and some functionality bugs, UI issues should be the ones you worry about the most. If your users are a bank and they need to date the contracts, and you only offer 3 digits for the year? I think you'll agree with me that if users don't like using your program, it's a useless program.

Nice

Biden could...

He won't.

The wedding would've been off for me the moment she said she needs a few days to think about cosigning a loan...

So, obviously the guy had shit financial education and she couldn't be expected to bail him out. But if you're serious about marriage the answer in this situation is "sure, I'll cosign a loan - but I get to choose the car (with veto rights for you also), and it's a family car". And then you choose a cheap 2nd hand minivan or something, that looks decent enough that he doesn't get shit for it from whoever he's trying so hard to keep up appearances for.

You don't make the decision to marry someone if you don't wanna tie finances. And if you are one of those couples who really separates the money, you're not meddling into what car the guy buys. This post makes no sense. "I'm mad you want me to share finances" - oh, my bad, I thought we were getting married so we can do that, nvm I'll sort it out myself - "now I'm mad you're not including me in the decision". Oh come on, gtfo and I'll see you when you know what you actually want.

This entire post screams commitment issues. She gets immensely lucky that she can use the car as an excuse to postpone or cancel a wedding she actually doesn't want to be a part of, because she doesn't like his financial situation and doesn't want to be involved with that. Which is cool. But it could also be stated in simple terms rather than being passive-aggressive/evasive both when he's involving her in decisions, and when he isn't.

And nothing of value was lost.

Taking out the evil CEO of a multi-billion dollar company built to take advantage of people makes him less of a spoiled rich kid than some random cunt getting on the internet and spouting his opinions like anyone gives a shit.