Skates

This is a special kind of stupid.

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Yo I'm on your side with this entire thread, seems like people are just ganging up on you for no reason, you just posted a pic of some food and are sharing quite a lot more info than I'd be comfortable doing because you're trying to help people and share the knowledge, so props to you.

But having said all that, never lying to law enforcement is crazy. Law enforcement is a tool used by the state to keep citizens under control. At best, if they have too much leeway, they're a mob that looks out for themselves; at worst they're enforcers for a mob you can't even touch. The only reason to never lie to them is if your interests completely align with the state or with them. This should never be the case if you're working in your own best interest.

When you realize that the ~~Mormon~~ church is a business it makes more sense.

Gotta suck being a teacher for this class when you just know Jorch is gonna end up framed by Tom Riddle for opening the chamber of secrets.

I'm sorry sir, we just call it "the army"

I think the implication is that the world world otherwise stop spinning

Since we're 'what if'ing, what if we bombed the shit out of every Israeli embassy in every country?

Who asked Vatican? Don't they fuck kids? I'm not asking my local child molester what they think about my wife pegging me, let's stop giving fucktards a platform.

The other downside being you're wearing crocs

You can order whatever you want, you'll get whatever the chef decides to give you. They have several Michelin star chefs on staff, but also several people who have never boiled an egg. If you order the chicken parm you might get a chicken parm, but depending on their internal kitchen decisions they might deliver a turkey sandwich or a Greek salad or caviar instead. It's a gamble every time.

There's a commission in the kitchen that gets paid money to push diverse food to the chefs, even outside of their normal creative process. Which sounds great, you want your diet to be as diverse as possible. But if you were hoping to feast on some eggs and bacon and instead get peas and broccoli, your taste buds might be disappointed with the... Creative choices.

When ordering, you might be tempted to think "the vegetable soup" contains some different types of vegetables. And depending on the chef, it might. But if you get one of the stingy chefs, your vegetable soup will only have carrots in it. You can still add other vegetables, but you need to pay extra. Sometimes you go from a $30 soup to a $2000 soup, if you want all the ingredients. And no, this is not a problem only with the vegetable soup, it's with all food.

Some other food tastes excellent, but just when you get your third of fourth bite in and are enjoying the flavors, the entire waitstaff comes and tries to pull on your hand and make it as hard as possible to eat. You will still progress, but it will be harder and they don't really care if you're hungry or not, they just want to make it slower for you to continue eating. But don't worry, if you give them 10 bucks they leave you alone for a few moments - then they come back and form the next paywall.

You have a limited time with your food. If you don't eat it in time, they take it away and kick you out. No refunds.

Speaking of which - if you don't like the food you got, good luck getting it removed from the bill. There's like one manager that will comp partially tasted food if you didn't like it, but the others? Not so much.

That probably would be the opposite extreme, and I have a feeling entirely different situations will rise out of that.

Tbh idk what I'd do. It's good I'm not in a position to decide. I just think the federal government offering people incentives to bypass privacy is dangerous and wrong.