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The movie will only be played on Nokia phones and any attempt to look at the movie on another type of device will be swiftly prosecuted.

People on /r/BoRU asking why would it be your instinct to do this when a camera is filming - to which they can fuck right off. What I'm curious to know is why the fuck is there a camera livestreaming my man in his own home without his approval. Should he book a room at a hotel the next time he wants to take a shit, on the offchance there's a camera under the seat as well, capturing the offloading of the turd for the pleasure of his wife's uncles?

The meeting with the grandparents should be easy though. "No, see, I thought your granddaughter was recording, not streaming. She usually loves recording me doing things with my dick, she saves them for the spank bank. Wanna see some other samples? I'll say this much, when you have a great-grandkid you won't be getting videos of the birth as much as of the conception"

You wanna make it awkward, let's make it awkward.

Why doesn't Biden just shoot this fuck? I thought presidents can't be charged for crimes they commit while in office.

Ahahahah imagine writing a short story to install a browser

I'll just alienate everyone who could ever be on my side

wahhh why is my side not winning? Damn single issue voters

International waters music or gtfo

We're talking about sexual attraction to children that don't know how to file their taxes

Motherfucker are you in the IRS or why the hell do you think a boner is somehow related to following processes? "Oh god, yeah baby file that W2, I'm so hard right now" gtfo outta here with your weird ass fetish, what a fucking shit show.

"AI"

It's worse.

Playtest results inhibit you from disclosing things because they are subject to change. They take gamers'feedback, decide if they want to act on it, and at the end of the day the finished product may look different so it makes no sense for people to loudly state "they have feature X, and they don't have feature Y" because by release it may be the other way around.

Whereas this type of contract says "idgaf what's bad about the game, you can only sing its praises online".

Silence > dishonesty.

Oh, you want only good reviews? It'd be a shame if people reviewed your game like "I apologize, I have nothing to say - I am under contract to say nothing bad about the game, and I have nothing good to say about it either."

Sony has been moving exclusives to PC to essentially hook people on franchises to encourage them to buy PlayStation shit

There are ~120 million active Playstation gamers globally. Source: https://www.statista.com/statistics/272639/number-of-registered-accounts-of-playstation-network/

"Of that amount, ¥479.3 billion ($3.2 billion) came from game and content sales. Revenue from console sales totaled ¥287.5 billion ($1.9 billion), and revenue from game services was ¥133.9 billion ($887 million)."

Source: https://hc.games/sony-gaming-division-revenue-6-billion-consoles-sold/

So - Sony makes most money selling games, not consoles. They made 2 billion from selling consoles, and 4 billion selling games. All this for 120 million players worldwide.

There are about 1.8 billion pc gamers worldwide. Literally 15 times as many as Playstation gamers. Sony is selling games on the PC to reach this market and hopefully turn that 4 billion from game sales to 40 billion from game sales. Hooking people on franchises might be an added bonus, but that's not why they're doing it. They're doing it because if they manage to sell a 5 dollar game to every single pc gamer, that's more than their entire business is worth today, consoles and franchises and everything.

So your point is, we should disregard that elected officials deciding people's fates are at best gullible/indoctrinated from birth and unable to escape the brainwash, and at worst - literally mentally ill enough to lack the power to distinguish reality from fairy tales? And that we should trust them with defining a set of norms that society abides by, when their set of ethics is founded on the delusional ramblings of people thousands of years ago, ramblings ultimately responsible for genocidal movements like the crusades?

Fuck aliens, my dude. No need to look across the universe for problems. We have enough in our own back yard. You'd disregard them if they believed in Santa or the tooth fairy, why not disregard them when they believe in magic shepherds and eternal suffering for those who disagree with them? At least the fuckers who believe in Santa aren't arguing for the brutal torture of those who don't believe in Santa.