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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (6 children)

So how does this megathread work, do we all pitch in and buy a shooter or?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oldman.setHealth("dicktits"); //normalize pls

Oldman.setHealth("-100±1%"); //make percentage pls

Oldman.setHealth(0.0); //it is subunitary, but undefined behavior - will it access the 'numeric value' overload, or the 'subunitary numeric value' overload?

Don't write your own code just yet.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I lack reading comprehension up to the point where I may be illiterate: it took me one fucking day to understand your message. You don't want this. Hell, I don't even want this, but I'm stuck with myself. Get out while you still can.

O hey. Idk if my first message didn't show the right nuance of red on the flag, or maybe it didn't completely send the "turn back now, I'm literally brain dead" idea. So anyway, here's a second message.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

For those of you that think it is sexist that my great aunt only cared about educating women, please die angry.

Yeah, you tell em, OOP!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This app is cheugy af fam no cap fr fr on God if u download dis you stannin for the boujee this app high key has no drip big yikes if you on it u basic

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

"hooray convenience, fuck your livelihood."

This is literally how everyone behaved when bank tellers were replaced by ATMs, when coal diggers were replaced by drills, when daily laborers were replaced by tractors, when Morse code operators were replaced by the telephone, when travel agents were replaced by websites, when warehouses and factories started delivering you your Amazon package in 1 day instead of 5 because they replaced humans with machines...

And now that technology is coming for artists instead of all the other jobs it replaced so far, now you wanna go back to the way things were?

Get with the times. I don't wish this situation upon anyone, it's devastating to see your profession reduced to a few clicks, but it's silly to say "nah, THIS change is crossing the line". Hundreds of millions of people before you lost their job to new tech. Let me know when you hire a town crier instead of whipping out your phone and searching for the news, and I'll hire you for a painting instead of getting AI to apply some paint-like filters on a photo. Until then, I'm sorry but your job is in the process of being rendered obsolete, like so many others before it.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man I wish something I did had 10 award nominations and people still said my career crashed and burned.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

So what you're saying is, physical violence against kids works to prevent symptoms of ADHD&autism from being too debilitating? Cause I'm not sure that's the message you wanna put out there.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago

I just send the butler to roam the streets looking for some orphans who would like to blow-dry me.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If your kids ain't neutered you better be home schooling them cause if I catch them in school tryna fuck my kids they're not gonna live to see the pound.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah, this definitely is one of the more ludicrous things Christians have done. The crusades and the child molestation I was okay with, the inquisition just sounds like an awesome time for everyone, and shoving your religion down the throat of everyone else is just what you do sometimes when you feel you're right. But making laws against feeding homeless people really makes me wonder if maybe Christians are a bit wrong sometimes.

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