Simon

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[–] Simon 4 points 1 year ago

I was informed by someone that elemental iodine is actually toxic when not in salt form. Could be true/false?

[–] Simon 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The assumption is that all elements are in solid form at STP and crumbly/unwieldly elements have a suitable binding agent. Or you know, determination I guess?

[–] Simon 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The only reason it's red actually is because of burns and irritation to mucus membranes. It's far less dangerous than most. So yellow would probably make more sense.

[–] Simon 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

That's great! because a surprising amount of research was done (way more than anticipated). You will learn some crazy things by studying this. All elements are in solid form at STP so for the gasses that's in the range of -200 C. Someone suggested doing a version with liquid and gas enemas but you know? I'm just not that dedicated (yet)

[–] Simon 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank you for your contributions to this

[–] Simon 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

There are a bunch wrong. Feel free to go crazy with it.

Edit: NEW VERSION IS UP Yay

[–] Simon 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Here's my prediction. Over the next couple decades the internet is going to be so saturated with fake shit and fake people, it'll become impossible to use effectively, like cable television. After this happens for a while, someone is going to create a fast private internet, like a whole new protocol, and it's going to require ID verification (fortunately automated by AI) to use. Your name, age, and country and state are all public to everybody else and embedded into the protocol.

The new 'humans only' internet will be the new streaming and eventually it'll take over the web (until they eventually figure out how to ruin that too). In the meantime, they'll continue to exploit the infested hellscape internet because everybody's grandma and grampa are still on it.

[–] Simon 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I guess it's only implied but any liquid is inserted as a solid - e.i. below its melting point. It's assumed anything crumbly has a suitable binding agent.

A few of them are definitely wrong as has been pointed out to me but I'm glad we're all learning about science!

[–] Simon 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

That's hilarious because me and my brother licked lead fishing weights for fun as a child. It's probably why I'm retarded.

Can someone make one for suitability as dildo material?

Edit: Here it is, chumps

[–] Simon 17 points 1 year ago

It definitely landed for me. The aspect of one thread coming out of a totally different routine for no reason was extra funny.

[–] Simon 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not a lot of programmers on programmerhumor these days are there?

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