ShimmeringKoi

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

de-volition: You wake up in a-

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de-volition: You wake up in a-

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de-volition: You wake up in a-

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Fuck that's good. Like yeah I knew that liberals respect for other people was tenuous at the best of times, but it shocks me how little respect The Adults In The Room have for themselves.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Holy fuck, I'm having a moment of existential...I guess you would call it "profound historical awareness" that this is what volksturm would have been like with twitter. I absolutely guarantee that some desperate methed up SS officer employed this exact rationale in 1945 Berlin.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

People think that what I do is evil, but the reality is I'm simply doing what crypt ghouls do naturally: developing the optimal hunting strategies to balance the local child population with the supply of succulent organ meat.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Your hunch is correct, even when these people don't mean harm their pushiness and lack of chill (and often entitlement) will often see them doing harm.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah like I got here from an entire upbringing of distrusting adults and wanting to know for myself

Still, the left needs goons and himbos too.

"Yea, that's right ~~boss~~ comrade!"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"You see Bart, in my profession you meet a lot of people with a lot of symptoms, so many that I used to feel like I was lost in a swirling miasma of disease! But over time, you come to learn that every symptom has a cause. People like your sister who go to protests, write their congressmen and vote, well...they want to believe the best about our system, that you can fulfill these civic rituals and have a real effect on society. The truth is, they're only addressing the symptoms, heaping flowers over the rot like in the Black Plague days. If you really want to save the body, you have to attack the disease. Eheeheeheehee!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Dr Hibbert hefting an RPG and doing the Dr Hibbert laugh, explaining why reform is impossible and it's time to start the protracted people's war

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yes, I have long since stopped considering paying money for a home marx-guns-blazing

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