ShimmeringKoi

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Noo this is just like them, we have to be better"

I'm not federated so I have to respond to this comment here.

It's 2024, where did eight years of "being better" get you? Under the boot, that's where. "Civility" in politics is such brain poison, it's a matter of life and death, not a dinner party. I will take as much satisfaction as I want from the misfortune of my enemies, because spreading misfortune is their entire life and it's good when they're impeded. Fuck the big wet ex-president, I hope a titan boa squeezes 70 years of McDonald's grease out of him like a tube of toothpaste.

That said, 34 convictions is only the first half of the punchline. The next big laugh comes in November, when red fascist beats blue fascist anyway and the big 8-year Mayan calendar at the DNC rolls over to 2016 again.

Also, not to sound self-absorbed, but when Biden loses liberals will 1000% blame the left again. I only say so because I've been making an effort to be more public in my predictions, on account of being right so often.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

My name is Harold

I speak for the trees

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ahh, the liberal art of just making shit up about your leftist opponents for correctly pointing out what genocidal little toadies they are. One of my few condolences is knowing that these people will slip into frothing insanity as the empire decays and socialism rises.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

This seems like a good place to ask, where can I see more of these cope/delusional call for war posts? I'm really into this specific kind of cringe where people who take political theater seriously make these big speeches like they think they're in a movie, it tickles me. I'm not making a Twitter account though

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

One can only hope that now some libs will start looking at the present situation with a little post-nut clarity

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, like thats the only reason I feel any doubt about it is not out of fear of the propriety police (fuck them), but desire to be more considerate of the nice wholesome people I talk to

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Looking at how I talk to people and realizing I use fuck very liberally and casually in just about every permutation. What the fuck, fuck that, ____ as fuck, all this fuckin ______,

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I see London, I see France, we really need to start naming these tiny neighboring towns something different

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

For an embarrassingly long time I thought the Prodigy song was "Snap my Picture"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of Joan Cornella

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