Seraph

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"We can't release the footage, it would be dangerous."
But the family agreed to release it.
"Not dangerous for them, dangerous for me!"

Whole thing seems like a poorly written SNL skit.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Newsflash: with enough money you can buy almost anything in the US.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Honestly, locals should just leave. Places there will quickly realize if they want to continue operating there they will have to pay what is a livible wage for the area.

Until someone stops doing their laundry, cooking their food, or doing the gardening, they might never realize how untenable their situation is.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Side, cuz fuck you that's why.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Check out "Everything is Fucked" by Mark Manson. Really good take on modern philosophy of what you're talking about here. Sorry for the silly edgy title.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Time to pray for favor from the algorithm!

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Dead Internet Theory at work.

The internet has a grim future and it doesn't involve you and I interacting if they get their way.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Just because they patented it doesn't mean it will happen. Sony patented this evil idea.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Next stop: AI based religions!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

"Mission Accomplished"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just eat the prayers, the way the people of Haiti just ate those bibles given to them (they didn't do that, they starved).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hahaha I didn't think the odds for the life vest execution would be so bad, and that's way more simple than a parachute.

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