SelfProgrammed

joined 7 months ago

I'm Calling For the Fediverse to Ban UniversalMonk in c/fediverse@lemmy.world

[–] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.today 10 points 6 months ago (3 children)

And Amoxtli@thelemmy.club too while we're at it

EXCLUSIVEEx-White House doctor reveals the blatant signs Biden was senile BEFORE 2020 - and who was behind the cover-up in c/conservative@sh.itjust.works

[–] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.today 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Trump will be the oldest person who has EVER been president. Glad to know mocking people for their age and critical thinking is still on the table.

Friday humour corner in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[–] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.today 1 points 6 months ago

Credit to @psychosuzanne

Amid LA Inferno, Home Insurers Under Fire for Policy Cancellations in c/politics@sh.itjust.works

[–] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.today 4 points 6 months ago

Why don't Democrats just send another hurricane? You know, because that's a thing we can totally do. /s

Offices stock the bathrooms with that single ply, sandpaper toilet tissue to discourage employees from pooping on the company dime-- NOT to cut cost. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.today 2 points 6 months ago

Some toilet paper is shitty before it ever touches an ass. I waste as much as I can.

Donald Trump Says Gulf of Mexico Will Now Be Called 'Gulf of America.' Congress Is Already Prepping Legislation in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.today 13 points 6 months ago (4 children)

And French Fries are now Freedom Fries /s

Trump's victory erases GOP skepticism of election results, poll finds in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.today 183 points 6 months ago (3 children)

It's almost like they operate purely on emotion, rather than facts or reality.

The Milkman Conspiracy (Psychonauts) in c/wikipedia@lemmy.world

[–] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.today 3 points 6 months ago

Wow, didn't expect to see NerdCubed name dropped on Wikipedia (and as an author too no less!)

If it would solve world hunger, what would be the largest item you could fit in your ass? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.today 9 points 6 months ago

Can we make it a CEOs asshole so it's a win-win situation?

Anons make the worst game ever in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.today 89 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Menus use a virtual mouse cursor even though you're playing with a controller.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. wants to ban drug ads on TV. It wouldn’t be easy - West Hawaii Today in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.today 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's the beginning of science denial. Similar denials are impacting Louisiana:

https://www.npr.org/sections/shots-health-news/2024/12/20/nx-s1-5223440/louisiana-ban-public-health-promoting-covid-flu-mpox-vaccines-landry-rfk-jr-anti-vaccine

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. wants to ban drug ads on TV. It wouldn’t be easy - West Hawaii Today in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.today 8 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Remember, this would probably include flu/COVID vaccines at CVS just as much as restless leg syndrome pills. Just because the words "ban drug ads" sound like a good thing doesn't mean the implementation is acceptable. Don't throw the baby out with the bath water.