SaniFlush

Every time the USS Harry S. Truman has to back out of range of Yemeni missiles, the price of gas goes up by two cents. I can't even be mad because it's too funny.

So it's not that Capital "won", because it wasn't in competition with anything- both nations were liberal and capitalist. The Republic of Russia was never an ally in the first place. This more specific explanation is a lot more helpful at dispelling fairytale notions.

Walmart is too cheap, they'll make the one sales floor associate available during that shift do it.

Perhaps these "providers" could "provide" their own limbs, if they're too cheap to construct a prosthetic. What about their legs? They don't need those...

Nobody alone has the will to relinquish temporal power, but seeing someone else be destroyed by that power helps us remember our cause.

Given how much Rowling has bastardized classic European folklore, she 100% deserves to be pranked by a wily fairy tale chicken hiding pins in her eggs, or something.

I have this sudden urge to give him a wedgie

I already knew I was stupid, but it's good to have a diagnosis.

So what, are we supposed to just give up?

Why do they keep trying it when it's already established it'll never work? Is it because they were rotten from the start, or are they just stupid?

Best of fortune, comrade

I'm guessing the president of Somalia does very little president-ing...