Sammy

Finally, I can play the real shit.

Fuck yeah, fish don't pay taxes 😎

People forget that classic plays literally tell you the end throught the Chorus. You're supposed to... actually watch and absorb the play, not just furtively hoard plot-points.

Spoiler: Achilles dies at the end. But will Patroclus confess his love for him before his untimely demise? Who knows!

Aaaah an ol' Cincinnatus. There's a dearth of people like that.

Wahoo a Wafrn screenshot! Excited to celebrate with a line of clanker 🎉

Or when any WIN1124H2 device was asleep during major updates it BITLOCKED ITSELF. Like the 5 laptops I'm fixing for people rn smdh

Baby cigarettes, never smoked

I cry every time 😢

That's why he so sleepy eepy 😴

Dinsdale 🦔

All billionaires are corrupt. I don't care if they're* cute or techy, you don't get that kind of money without being a bastard.

*Edit: spelling

Bummer. Keep us posted!