Sacreblew
joined 2 years ago
I still have my wife do babysitter coordination, to avoid me having to get the numbers of a bunch of teenage girls and texting them.
This is the onion, it's all satire
Grapefruit can put up a bit of a fight.
Severance therapy
And insurance goes up now that it would be more expensive to replace.
Just get a wing nut socket/driver and treat them like any other nut.
Make sure to use a fake accent when talking to strangers on the phone
How many sets of mammaries?
When I went to Paris this summer, lots of locals were smoking. The odor of Paris was urine and cigarettes.
As long as the money isn't part of an investigation, the company will be able to access it within the month.
Congratulations, you will now have loofah plants popping up forever