RizzoTheSmall

joined 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

He barely speaks identifiable English.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Not just that, but he bought them for 5 gold each. That's fucking insane. That's like the cost of a good sword, or a small and slightly rundown house.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

If those Americans could read they'd be very upset about that!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

o3-pro? Damn, that's an expensive goof

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Doesn't make them any more convenient to live with than hungry mosquitoes or botfly larvae

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's been considered by many but unfortunately they are full of tiny bones, lack much meat, and don't taste great owing to their ongoing diet of garbage, fast food, and their own shit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok, so should we tag this post or did y'all draw that pic?

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

I grew up by the sea and seagulls can fuck right off. Ones where I was learned to shit on you and your food from above so you would put it in the bin, then they'd raid the bin and eat the shit covered food.

A near-lifetime around these fuckers gives me some sympathy for this guy. Not a lot, but some.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

Is it because they're better and free? It's because they're better and free. I bet that's it.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

No, Bob's Burgers. Happy Days finished fucking ages ago.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I think of it more of a "give me extra space because I may be distracted and exhausted" warning sign.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You could really hurt a kid hitting them with a whole-ass King James translation...

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